September

• Dear Phish:

  Do you consider yourself to be complete dorks? Judging by the photo on page 3 of the June 1995 Schvice, you must be the four dorkiest guys ever. No offense intended, and I still like your music.

  With fondest loving dorkiness, Josh Adler
  Dear Josh::

  Yes, we are dorques.
  
  - Mike
• Dear Phish:

  Me and my friend Matt have always wondered: what are you saying at the end of "You Enjoy Myself" and what does it mean?

  Your Fan, Keith Burnstein
  Keith::

  That's actually a really interesting question - no one has ever asked us that. We say, "Washa Uffizi and drive me to Firenze." What it implies is "beatpath."
  
  - Mike
• Dear Mike:

  I recently went to your show at Deer Creek in Indiana and I noticed you riding a 10 speed out to the parking lot. Was that you cruisin' around on your bike or an exact look-alike?

  Curious, Vandy
  Vandy:

  I became addicted to riding about in the sun, so it was me, but the bike was an imposter, not even real, a mirage.
  
  --Mike
• Dear Phish:

  I have a question -- which character in Gamehendge sings "Punch You In The Eye?" Even after listening to it over and over, it's still a mystery. My other question is this: is Tela bad or good? I realize that bad and good are relative, but in the refrain "Tela, Tela, jewel of Wilson's foul domain," is she the jewel because she's working for Wilson? Please let me know

  Peace, Lindsay
  Lindsay:

  Good and bad are relative terms. Are you good or bad?
  
  -Trey